The Lingerie Salesman S Worst Nightmare Link

The nightmare begins when a customer grabs a "multi-way" bra and asks, "Can this be strapless?"

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"That's $78," I said gently. "That's what 'nothing' costs." The Lingerie Salesman S Worst Nightmare

"I need," Arthur boomed, rattling the crystal chandelier, "something for my wife. It’s our thirtieth. Something... delicate."

A customer insists on trying on a daring, see-through negligee. As she emerges from the fitting room, she trips on the hem and face-plants into a nearby rack of delicate lace camisoles. The salesman rushes to her aid, mortified, as she scrambles to pick herself up and compose herself. The nightmare begins when a customer grabs a

"About physics," I said.

One of the hardest parts of the job is managing expectations, especially when biology and engineering don't align. "That's what 'nothing' costs

The real nightmare walked through my door at 3:47 on a rainy Tuesday. Her name was Carol.