Damn Thats Felicia Trriggered Bakery =link= -

The owner, Felicia, was a woman who had spent fifteen years in high-stakes corporate PR before finally snapping during a meeting about the "synergy of artisanal toast." She quit, bought a deck oven, and decided that if the world was going to be sensitive about everything, she might as well bake it into a cupcake.

Arthur bought it. He hated it. He ate every crumb while explaining to a stranger in line why the pastry was technically a failure, which was exactly why he felt so seen. damn thats felicia trriggered bakery