Nadja, meanwhile, had found a toddler sleeping in a stroller and was currently whispering terrifying folklore into the child's ear. "And then, little one, the village elders will sew your toes together so you cannot run from the Wolf-Man. It is a very festive time."
: The vampires attempt a bureaucratic takeover at a local Staten Island council meeting.
A rabid vampire (Jenifer) escapes from the basement and terrorizes a petting zoo. Animal Control gets involved. The vampires must recapture her without revealing themselves. Guillermo uses a broom and a trash can lid. Nadja befriends a goat. Laszlo is bitten on the rear. Nandor finally hypnotizes Animal Control into forgetting everything. Jenifer is returned to the basement.
A bawdy British vampire with a penchant for topiary and a colorful past.