Cunk On... Britain Complete Pack

: Occasional simplified transcripts or quote sheets featuring Philomena Cunk's most famous "alternative facts". Where to Find It

— Examining the world wars and the absence of a World Cup win for most of that time. Cunk on... Britain Complete Pack

In the end, Britain is like an old relative who tells the same stories at Christmas but also once saved the world from a man with a funny moustache. You don’t always understand it, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there — mainly because you’d have nowhere to complain about the queue for the kettle. You don’t always understand it, but you’d miss

: The 20th century, the World Wars, and the eventual invention of the internet (or "the web of lies"). Cultural Impact These were the Celts, who were basically early

Before it was Britain, it was just a bunch of people in blue paint throwing stones at each other. These were the Celts, who were basically early hipsters: all body art and no central heating. Then along came the Romans, who arrived in 43 AD because they heard the weather was terrible and wanted to complain about it in Latin.